February 2012
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I had a dream last night that I gave Channing Tatum a beej. All I remember is that in the dream I remarked at what an unusually good taste and texture his peen had. Must be the result of parboiling.
Watchrising:
dangurewitch:
Maya Angelou Prank Show from tonight’s SNL. Her exchange with Cornel West was the hardest I’ve laughed at an SNL sketch in quite a while. Maya Rudolph is of course hilarious; great episode all around.
“Hello. My name is Jonathan Franzen. I’d like to order 50 pizzas. It’s for a prank”
Okay, now that was funny.
tyleroakley:
Marguerite Perrin ft. Xtina...
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I’m studying at school and a campus policeman and a stern older gentleman in a suit just searched and handcuffed some guy then escorted him away. This is the most excitement I’ve experienced at the library. I feel like I’m on Law and Order. I bet some library jogger came across a dead body in the stacks. Seems like a plausible beginning to this episode.
I just did the single most idiotic thing I’ve ever done, and that is considering a lifetime of stupidity. I was pulling out of my bank and for some idiotic reason, I just thought I should be on the left side of the road, as though I were in Merry Olde England.
I stopped at a stop light and then noticed that cars were coming toward me in that lane (at a very safe distance). Then I...
