March 2012
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February 2012
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I had a dream last night that I gave Channing Tatum a beej. All I remember is that in the dream I remarked at what an unusually good taste and texture his peen had. Must be the result of parboiling.
tyleroakley:
Marguerite Perrin ft. Xtina...
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I’m studying at school and a campus policeman and a stern older gentleman in a suit just searched and handcuffed some guy then escorted him away. This is the most excitement I’ve experienced at the library. I feel like I’m on Law and Order. I bet some library jogger came across a dead body in the stacks. Seems like a plausible beginning to this episode.
